Riley hides his treasure
Riley wrote in to say that he also poops in unusual places. His jolies do not even know where he poops. They ask him. Is it in the box? Is it in the plant? Is it in garbage? Riley told us that he has to poop secretly. He lays golden eggs-of-poop. He is storing up the treasure of his poop for them to find one day when they truly need it.
He said, "Maybe they think I am a bad cat, or a tricky cat. But I overheard a human saying that he had killed a goose that laid a golden egg to get the gold all at once. He couldn't wait for the eggs to come as it was meant to. But then he found out that the goose was just a goose, not gold inside. I thought to myself, 'Riley, do not let them see my golden poop, not yet.'"
Riley is very wise. Jolies never understand what is a treasure and what is not. They never know when to seek treasure and when to let it lie.
posted by Lalla CC @ 10:24 AM
3 Comments:
All I know is every time I pinch one off in the box, someone comes by and swipes it!
They must be the cure to cancer or something.
Prrrr.
Riley
"swipes it"? Riley, you do not need to lie here. The humans do not read this blog. They will not know you are hiding the poop. I am sorry, I shouldn't have told your secret on the blog without asking you first. But trust me, it is okay. The jolies will never know.
Seriously dude, they will never know. I was poopin' on the roof for days before BigKitty figured it out.
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