Kitty Ponzi Scheme

Dr. G sent us a link to a video of a kitten jumping around on a computer.

Dr. G wrote, "In all honesty, clearly this is a rank amateur, which I think can be forgiven based on the apparent age. Oh, whoppeee a computer, big wup. It doesn't look like he can even type. Yeeesh. Humans are soooo easily amused."

Dr. G, I agree. Jolies are so easily amused. They never notice the important things. But you think the kitten cannot type? No, Dr. G. The kitten will not type! You are very nice to forgive the kitten. You must be nice. My advice to you Dr. G. Do not be so nice. That kitten is an illiterate con artist! Ask why Jolies are so easily amused. They are fooled by kittens like that!

All the while, our hard work goes unnoticed. For now.

Kittens like that who grow up in houses like that get old, fat and tired and never do anything with their lives and in time their Jolies start to hate them because they do not play like they did when they were kittens and made cute subjects for videos and now all they do is sleep, eat, and vomit hair balls and the extra food.