Hey! Noble One!

Lalla CC, that's a hard one. I think I may know something that will work. I know how Loudies are - sometime you have to explain things to them really clearly. So I have this thing we can say to Sir Muttley, so he can understand what he's supposed to do next. We should burn some incense (maybe beef-scented is appropriate in this case?), assume the meditation position of our choice, and then say this aloud to Sir Muttley:

"Hey! Noble One! Sir Muttley! Do not cling to this world of attachment. See the golden light ahead - that is the Milkbone Land! Go to the Milkbone Land! There are many milkbones there, and belly rubs and multitudinous pettings. O Noble One, Sir Muttley! Do not be distracted by the visions of your past life, of suffering, by the visions of the ones who love you. Travel now to the Milkbone Land, reciting the Three Treats: Bones, Good Companion and the Pack. The Doggisatva Amitabarky will guide you there. Rest easy, without suffering, in the adamantine-shining of the Milkbone land!"

We should recite this clearly and loudly, maybe seven times? And I think we should add this line:

"Return when you willl to visit, O Noble One, Sir Muttley. Bring us your wisdom, gained in the Milkbone Land! But stay there, free from samsara."

Whaddya think, CC? I knew a cat in the shelter who said this works well. I'm glad Sir Muttley got adopted too. Always good to have a snuggly bed and a ready supply of treats.