bored
I am bored off my ass. BigKitty won't let me go outside - she keeps mumbling something about "rain." Whatever. She can kiss my furry ass. And then open the door, goddamit. After all, she was gone ALL DAY yesterday. When she came back (late) she smelled weird. Like metal and other stuff. What the hell is that about? Doesn't she know she's supposed to stay here to open the door for me, give me food and provide me with catnip? Perhaps I will have to remind her. With my howling.
posted by MR. PUD @ 6:36 PM
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Boy, Mr Pud you should be here. The loudies are going nuts. That Mylo thing --thinks he is a cat. Did you ever see a cat with pom pom on his butt, stead of a tail. Well he has the loudies carrying on something loud. Me, Miss Puss, doubt Mylo is really a cat. Tails are so important. Don't you think?
I hear he doesn't even have front claws.
Hey Miss Puss. Who is Mylo - is he new to the neighborhood? Tails are super important! Even that orange cat downstairs has a big fluffy tail. He waggles it around a lot. And no front claws! Are you serious!?! Lame-o.
Mylo is new. Live across the road. Never saw a creature more in absence of fear.But big annie got his attention! Water, he hates it. He used to taunt out loudies and drive them to distraction. Come in our space and lerk very close. Dangerous if that digger loudie got out.
No proper tail, no front claws ugh!
No Tail? Jolie was gone the whole day too! She smelled like burqa, though. Metal. Burqa and Metal. Do you think your Jolie and Jolie were up to some trouble together? Why does Big Annie squirt water at Mylo just because he doesn't have a tail? A pom pom sounds nice. The dogs there must be very stupid to be driven to distraction by a cat with no tail, since not having a tail is so stupid.
Agreeded no tail is stupid and loudies are easlie led to distraction. Me, Miss Puss, I am seldom distracted. I love the sun on the deck. Mylo is so young and unexperienced. Our Suzy loudie might eat a cat that teases. So big annie tries to educate Mylo for his own good.
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