Lalla CC CSI: Chinese Zombies

Poor Jolie. How much longer can she keep this zombie from biting her? I hear every date, "No Biting, No Biting, No Biting." The creature can only be held off for so long! Does my Jolie think that it will learn? You can only train Zombies made by voodoo. They do not die. They are poisoned only. I saw this on the History Channel. Jolie brought the creature Molé back from the dead. She cannot be trained. The creature calls her time in the grave "jail." Jolie, Jolie! Don't you know this means she was in a dark place!? Jolie, Jolie! You brought her back from a bad thing. She is a bad creature. Wikipedia says Chinese Zombies die if you write a spell on yellow paper and stick it to its forehead. Jolie must have known, somehow, deep inside her. We have an unspoken connection. She brought home yellow paper that is sticky on the back. I am saving them. I take one at a time and hide them. Now I need to find the right Chinese spell to put on the yellow paper. Then I stick the spell to her head. Then the creature Molé will die. Then she will stop chasing me, too. Zombies should not be so fast. She is a special case. I will solve it.