I like to be Warm, not Cold

Señor Pud, why do you want to go outside? Why even try? The other day some ardillas were eating out of the feeder in the window. I sit there and watch them. Then I jump on them! They scream and jump! It is so funny! Ardillas like to play, they keep coming back! I love ardillas. Oooo, I can hear Lalla Hermana CC in the other room muttering, "They are monkeys, MONKEYS!" I should not talk outloud when I type. But I am just learning how to type! I talk and I stick my tongue out when I am thinking hard. So....*ardillas* were in the window. I jumped on them! The feeder fell out of the window. Cold air and snow came in the house! I jumped and screamed! The ardillas jumped and screamed! I ran and hid away from the cold. I do not want to be cold. Nope. I like it in here with Lalla Hermana to chase and food and warm wooly places to sleep and Jolie to pet me. I love Jolie. I like to clean her. Sometimes her hair is dirty and I lick it. I want to bite her. But only because I love her. But Jolie always says, "No Biting." I don't want to go back to jail. Señor, were you in Jail? Jail and snow are cold. I don't like snow. But I think *snjór* is a funny word. Is it Spanish?