Lalla CC CSI: The Case of the Stupid Cat II

She was very sad. But the body was gone. I would help her get over it. She had to kill the creature for us. I did not act aloof. I sat on Jolie's lap or near her and purred. Poor Jolie. Thank you Jolie. After a while Jolie felt better. She was forgetting the creature Molé. Or so I thought. Jolie came back one day with the bag. It looked heavy. It sagged like it did when she first took the body of the creature to be buried. The body was in the bag! Did she dig it up? Maybe somebody was suspicious? She had to move the body? Why did she not ask me what to do!? I would have left it in the street like a dead monkey so birds could eat it. Now see! She never listens to me. Poor Jolie!

Jolie unzipped the bag. She reached her hand in. She spoke softly to the body and stroked it. Poor Jolie, she is losing her mind. It was too hard for her. I love her. She killed the creature for me. She lost her mind for me. I will take care of her. I must get rid of the bag. I bit the strap and pulled at the bag. The body moved inside the bag! What did Jolie say to the body!? A spell?! I moved back quickly. I have seen Zombie movies with Uncle Matthew. I know what they do. Poor Jolie! She made the creature a zombie! I cannot let it bite her. Where is the cellular!? I must call Uncle Matthew. He will know what to do. Decapitate it? Yes! Jolie moved away from the bag. Poor Jolie, she knows what she did.

The creature came out of the bag. It hopped up and fast over to the hole under the kitchen cabinets. It squeezed right in. Zombies do not like light. No, that is vampires. Oh! It hopped! It must be a Chinese Zombie. What did Jolie say to make Molé into a Chinese Zombie? Do I decapitate a Chinese Zombie or just American Zombies? I must call Uncle Matthew. But now I must protect Jolie.