Lalla CC CSI: The Case of the Stupid Cat

Mr. Pud likes to imagine things. This case is solved. I am busy on the case of the creature Molé.

One day Jolie spent hours trying to kill her. She ran around the house with oven mitts and a blanket. She tried to trap Molé. Molé fought her very hard. I cursed her! She bit poor Jolie in the thumb! Jolie was bleeding. I wanted to bite Molé! But Jolie trapped her in the bathroom. They fought in their for an hour! I heard crashing noises. Jolie was cursing. Then it was silent. The door opened. Jolie came out with a bag. The body! Jolie had killed her! Jolie took the bag out of the house. She was gone for a long time. I hoped she thought of a good place to bury the body. She should have asked me! I solve crimes. Who would know better than I how to commit one without getting caught!? She never asks me.

Jolie came back. The bag was gone. Jolie was upset. She kept saying, "Don't worry, Molé will be back." She was delusional. Killing Molé was very hard for her to do. But she did it. I thought, she will recover. Jolie and I went back to our old life. Just Jolie and I cozy.

I will finish the story later.