Uptight bitch

God, CC, you are so snooty sometimes. You didn't like my smell - I got the message already! Get over it. I've seen you lick your ass, you uppity kitty. You're so, "ooooo, I'm a Muslim, I am so special I don't eat swine" Overly legalistic bullshit. Retard, you don't know what you're missing.

Besides, I hear that you like the smell of dead sheep. That you like rolling on dead sheep bits. Sounds like you're the thing that's bringing rotten smells in the house.

Loosen up, kit-cat. Take a laxative already. Or better yet, Eat Some BACON!