Lalla CC CSI: Expelling the Zombie

I had been waiting patiently. I would rid our lives of the zombie creature. My Chinese spells were written on the yellow sticky paper. I tried to tell Jolie. Jolie never listens. When I put the spell on the zombie creature's forehead it will become agitated. It will run away from the house! But it cannot run away unless it can get out. Everyday I said to Jolie, "Open the Window!" I sat in front of the window and said it again, and again, and again. She opened the window for a second or two, but then closed it again. I know it is cold out, but there is a zombie in the house. Jolie is so trusting. She does not think the creature will attack her again. Yesterday, Jolie finally opened the window and left it open. She understood. She is so sensitive. She left the house right away. I know she did not want to see the creature expelled. I will take care of everything. After she left, I pretended to want to play with the zombie. I chased it into the bedroom and under the bed. I chased it right to where I had hidden the spells! I caught it and held it down. I was careful that it did not bite me. It submitted to me. It knew its time was over. I stuck the spells on its forehead. It began to squirm underneath me. I moved back to release it. It ran from under the bed right out the window! It worked! Jolie would be so happy.

When Jolie came back late that night, she called for me and the creature. She is losing her mind. She is too delicate. She knows what I was doing. She cannot admit to herself that she left the window open. She looked everywhere for the creature. I followed her. I purred very loudly so she would know we are all safe now. Jolie said, "Where is Molé? Did she go outside? Is that why you are happy?" Jolie was upset. I let her be upset. I want to protect her. She cannot admit the truth right now. She went outside and called for the creature. Jolie, it will not come back. I have expelled it. Jolie finally went to sleep. When she woke up she called for the creature again. But it was gone. Jolie keeps calling for it, even now. But it is gone. Jolie will only love me now.