Lalla CC CSI: The Case of the Kayfabe Cat
I thought this case is easy. Mr. Pud was made humble! Broken tail, can't sit down? He admits to jumping up and down a lot? I called Sabu. I think the Iron Sheik had been to see Mr. Pud. Sabu laughed at that. He said Mr. Pud deserved it. RVD turned on Sabu. Now RVD will pay. Sabu laughed again. I laughed too.
But why would the Iron Sheik humble Mr. Pud to get back at RVD? Sabu and the Iron Sheik are not so close. The Iron Sheik must have done it for another reason. Why? The Iron Sheik doesn't always make sense. Motive will not help explain it. Opportunity. I checked the Iron Sheik's web site. No schedule there. I wrote his manager an e-mail. The Iron Sheik was working when Mr. Pud was humbled! He has an alibi.
Where was Sabu? Was he surprised when I told him about Mr. Pud? Or did he know already! Sabu! Did he do it and try to frame the Iron Sheik? Mr. Pud was jumping a lot. The Iron Sheik doesn't jump, but Sabu does. RVD jumps a lot.
Maybe Mr. Pud was with RVD? RVD must be mad at Mr. Pud for making him lose the belts. Sabu too. Now RVD and Sabu are mad at each other. Maybe they humbled him together? It is all Mr. Pud's fault. They could be angry.
I called Sabu again. He laughed at that. No one is really mad at Mr. Pud! Sabu laughed more. He laughed at me. I got angry. I am mad at Mr. Pud. No one humbled Mr. Pud. Sabu called RVD. I don't understand. RVD turned on Sabu. Why are they talking? They are not friends anymore. He said, Mr. Pud hurt his tail training with RVD. His Jolie made so many rules. Mr. Pud sneaked out to train. He didn't tell her. Mr. Pud is training?
I don't understand. This case is not easy.
posted by Lalla CC @ 8:09 AM
1 Comments:
Kitten-cat, you Are Confused. extremely confused. What have you been sniffing? You got one part right: I am jumping up on the kitchen cabinets alot. But that's the only part you got right. The Iron Sheik didn't make me humble. Nobody made me humble. Nobody does, cause I am one ass-kicking cat. I can't believe after all the shit you talked when I was visiting, that now, NOW, you are living with another cat! You won't even talk about it. What's that about?
My broken tail does not have anything to do with the RVD/Sabu feud, or the Iron Sheik. I may have gotten in over my head one or twice while exploring, but that's all. See baby, I'm a risk taker. An adventurer. I go where no cat has gone before. In the garage, behind the garage, under the ferns and all the way across to the big house down the street. This tail is my badge of courage. That's right, kitty baby, I'm bigger than you, braver than you and, obviously, smarter - since I can tell the difference between a tv pro-wrestling feud and real life. Clearly your denial of reality (the other cat in your house) has affected your higher brain function. Get a grip sweet cheeks.
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