Spiraling into disaster

True believers, you won't believe what I have to tell you now. It is a very, very long story. It'll take me a while to get through the whole thing, and I may have to tell it over several days. BigKitty is monopolizing the computer these days, so I have a hard time gettin' my time on it. But there are other reasons why it's difficult. Three main reasons, actually. Those three reasons are the three other cats I am currently living with.

That's right, you read that correctly - THREE, tres, trois, drei, 3 Other CATS!!!!!!!!!

I am dumbstruck, flabbergasted, bowled over and blown away. What the hell did I do to deserve this? You guys will already know about The Runt (aka Beatrice), who came to live with us a few months ago. However, now we are living in a new territory, where the other two cats already live. Both are young and female, and I've met them before. They used to live with AL (Archana and Layne). In fact, I think this may have been where AL lived, cause it smells kinda like them in some places. Most of it smells like our stuff, of course. And where it doesn't I make sure it smells like ME (ha ha ha).

Anyway, the other two cats are pretty mad that we're here. Tough shit, though. One of them spends a lot of time hiding and she runs away when she sees me. The other one seems to think that this is Her Territory. She's instigated a fracas or two with me and tried to tell me she's boss. We'll just see about that! In the meantime, I get to sleep in BigKitty's bed anytime I want and that bitch orange tabby doesn't.

That's all I can tell you for now - more to come later. I'll have to see if I can get some pics.