Monkeys!

I heard a noise this morning in the kitchen. Jolie and I were sleeping. Jolie didn't hear it, but I did. I jumped! I scratched Jolie by mistake. I jumped right out of bed! A pillow hit the doorway as I made it around the corner. Jolie is very lazy! I can dodge that pillow. I wake her up by mistake and dodge the pillow all the time. I usually go get something to eat from my dish after that. If I get Jolie to wake up enough, she'll come out and give me some special food. After I eat, I go get back in bed with Jolie. I like it when she lies on her side and I lie on her side too. Right on top. I fall asleep fast. Jolie says I snore. I don't think so. I think Jolie snores. Oh right! There was a monkey in the kitchen! It was eating nuts on the counter-top. I watched it eat for a while. I like the way monkeys smell. I wish I could catch one in my mouth. I had something to eat from my dish. Then I went back to bed and lied down on Jolie's side and fell asleep.